The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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