You just made me feel so damn special
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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