alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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