Christians are straight up FREAKS
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?