Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.