is wine microwaveable?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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