THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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