i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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