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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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