i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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