so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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