did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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