Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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