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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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