I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Two words: nipple clamps
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