All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
