I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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