glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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