Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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