So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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