I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You brought string cheese to the strip club
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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