She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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