Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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