p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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