Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
worst night to have a conscience
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
