He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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