a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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