Cold hands, warm shart.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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