that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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