so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The air was thick with penises
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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