I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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