you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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