I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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