he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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