If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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