oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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