i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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