The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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