You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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