she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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