im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
