but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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