Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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