i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
