Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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