Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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