Got a toothbrush?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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