I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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