so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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