He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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