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• (702): View more from Nevada

  We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?

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  Yes and so do I

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.

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  It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just found my coat check number in my underwear.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.

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  I'm a pro at the other 9-5

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• (585): View more from New York

  When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought

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• (716): View more from New York

  You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.

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  Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.

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