Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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