note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
the day after is always just damage control
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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