Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize
