If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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