dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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