Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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