the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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